mrcraabs:

eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor

(Source: qatu, via hi)

captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

(Source: faithlehaane, via blissfullytrue)